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Greenhouse
Wednesbury | Health Clubs
17 Jul 2018
No Lube
1
This place is happy to take your money and not tell you that there is no lube provided. Dead on arrival - what is the point of doing to a place if you can’t play? There were probably 20 people ages 55-75 in the place.
Greenhouse is just a trash brand. If you’ve ever visited the one in Luton, you get 1 condom and 1 lube sachet on arrival and you have to pay for extras.
They price themselves like London while delivering the lowest standards. The 4.3 rating is complete garbage. The London establishments that get a 2.3 -2.6 rating are because Londoners have higher standards. This place deserves a much lower rating than London.
If you’re traveling in the area, don’t waste your time or money.
Greenhouse is just a trash brand. If you’ve ever visited the one in Luton, you get 1 condom and 1 lube sachet on arrival and you have to pay for extras.
They price themselves like London while delivering the lowest standards. The 4.3 rating is complete garbage. The London establishments that get a 2.3 -2.6 rating are because Londoners have higher standards. This place deserves a much lower rating than London.
If you’re traveling in the area, don’t waste your time or money.
Sweatbox
London | Health Clubs
03 May 2015
Would be Acceptable of It Was Busy
2
Sweatbox used to be the pride of the London bathhouses. Sadly, now it needs a lot of work. The staff are unfriendly and some can hardly speak English.
You're not allowed:
- poppers (they are confiscated and they are also not sold on the property)
- gum (as someone that enjoys nicotine gum, this is a deal breaker)
Sweatbox offers it's clients the worst, cheapest and nastiest lube and condoms on the market. In London at London prices, one would expect one of the top two lubes and condoms. Not free clinic brands.
Sweatbox in winter is too cold - you'll shiver in the corridors. In summer Sweatbox is way too hot.
The rooms are tiny and dirty. Cleaners are hard to find. The rooms get so hot, you slip and roll on the plastic covers from your own sweat. It's very uncomfortable.
Despite the various signs about not allowing drugs on the property, at least 40 percent of the guys are high on something. The easiest way to tell is they are rough and clumsy.
While not the management's fault, overtime I have been there I will have a stalker. Either a massively obese man, or passed the retirement age that will not take no for an answer and will follow me around all evening. These types ruin the experience as the everyone scatters to get away.
Some serious though needs to be given to the functionality of rooms. The sauna and steam rooms are hardly used as they are just too hot.
You're not allowed:
- poppers (they are confiscated and they are also not sold on the property)
- gum (as someone that enjoys nicotine gum, this is a deal breaker)
Sweatbox offers it's clients the worst, cheapest and nastiest lube and condoms on the market. In London at London prices, one would expect one of the top two lubes and condoms. Not free clinic brands.
Sweatbox in winter is too cold - you'll shiver in the corridors. In summer Sweatbox is way too hot.
The rooms are tiny and dirty. Cleaners are hard to find. The rooms get so hot, you slip and roll on the plastic covers from your own sweat. It's very uncomfortable.
Despite the various signs about not allowing drugs on the property, at least 40 percent of the guys are high on something. The easiest way to tell is they are rough and clumsy.
While not the management's fault, overtime I have been there I will have a stalker. Either a massively obese man, or passed the retirement age that will not take no for an answer and will follow me around all evening. These types ruin the experience as the everyone scatters to get away.
Some serious though needs to be given to the functionality of rooms. The sauna and steam rooms are hardly used as they are just too hot.