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Battlezone

Third Avenue, Team Valley Trading Estate, Gateshead, NE11 0PR Directions

Tel 0191 482 2222
   Closed today

Business overview

The UK's LARGEST and most UNIQUE Pile of Degeneracy!

You've played with yourself, now come and play with us! Featuring a 15,000sqft pile of super happy man meat, an intense "fire fight" is never far away.. Featuring many game modes featured in popular 'First Person Facials', you'll have to use all your wit and cunning to come out on top!

Each operative will be kitted up with the most advanced laser tag weaponry in the world, the MP5 Splatter.. Designed by ex industry professionals to provide the stickiest enjoyment for you and the family!

Our facilities also feature a fully licensed bar and café, serving only the LOWEST quality slop and yellow water with only the freshest of "ingredients".. So, if you don't feel like getting down and dirty you can unwind with an ice cold bumplug and watch the action unfold live on the big screen! (Completely legal!)

So, what are you waiting for? Visit our website or call to book your latest super happy fun time, completely LEGAL sticky splat fest today! (You dirty, dirty beggar..)

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Products & Services

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licensed bar

kids parties

party rooms

free parking

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